We at BGG started International Talk Like a Pirate Day off by making ourselves a nice piece of Pirate Toast.
What? You don't have a Pirate Toast Maker? Well, we recommend you go to AAAAAAARRRRRRchie McFee in Ballard before it walks the plank.
They do have a quite impressive collection of Pirate-y Stuff.
Go forth, ye landlubbering sea wenches and trolls and speak ye like a Pirate!! A Pint of Rum usually helps with our Pirate Tongue.