Well, one is a speedo-wearing civil rights defender and the other is a bar in Ballard. Okay, they really do not have much in common, but this story about a Florida guy who is suing over his right to wear a speedo is hilarious. And his name is Bob Hezzlewood. The sherrif recently ticketed Mr. Hezzlewood for trespass and kicked him off the beach. Obviously, he was too sexy for that beach.
You can watch the story online here.
Perhaps Hazlewood should hold a speedo party to support Mr. Hezzlewood's right to sport that sexy banana hammock. I'd get behind that party!