Honey Bucket + Fireworks = Melty Mess

Don't Light Your Farts!

We spied this on our way home this weekend.   Evidently, about  9 p.m. on Friday someone threw something explosive into this porta potty.  Neighbors said it sounded like fireworks.    We're sort of astounded by the mess.  It didn't smell at all and had basically reduced the whole thing to a solid pile of plastic.

It also looks like the folks who did it left the top from their Dibs container on accident.  Forensic evidence?!

Where Will You Watch?

All Things Football Soccer

After watching a STUNNING victory by Team USA this morning, we were wondering where we will watch the game on Saturday.

Here at Ballard Gossip Girl Headquarters, we are big Football Soccer supporters.  We have signed up to help support the USA bid to bring the World Cup to the states.  Which is why we wanted to show you something cool.  They have a match finder feature to find a place to watch the games in your area.  Click HERE to go to the site. We see that The Dray is showing games but didn't see any other Ballard locations.

What we would also like to point out to our dear friends at Market Arms and Connor Byrne is that they need to list their viewing schedules here!

So kids, get your vuvuzela ready to rock!  See you on Saturday!

p.s. Don't forget to sign the petition to bring the World Cup to the US.

Graduates of the Ballard Driving Academy

Another day, another row of cars parked the wrong way.


Hey kids, it's Back In Angle Parking Only! But don't let that pesky sign dictate how you park around town.  We know you are graduates of the Ballard School of Driving and you specialize in

• Parking by Sound
• Driving with your turn signal on - always
• Using Curbs to Steer
• Turning right, no left, no wait a minute, Stop!

Remember, it's the Ballard way.

In case any of you newcomers need to brush up, here's your Almost Live Ballard Driving Academy Refresher Course.  Enjoy!

This pretty much sums it up...

Spotted on Ballard Ave:














Our sentiments exactly!

Location:Ballard avenue